twitter zombie 

When you don't do tweets for a while. But when you comeback you make the worst tweets ever made.

Person 1: Hey person 2 check out my comeback tweet "my fingers smells like poo, my feet smells like poo, my teeth smells like poo"

Person 2: OMFG!! Dude you're a Twitter Zombie!!!

twitter zombie by DMadoo July 25, 2009

Twitter 

The name of the black hole at the center of the galaxy.

Scientists hypothesize that Twitter will suck in anything within it's reach

Twitter by dragonkeeper123 March 21, 2010

twitter shit

When people without much social interaction randomly knock on your door and spew every minor occurance that's happened in their lives in the last few days that should have been posted on Twitter.

My annoying friend interrupted me watching a movie that I've been waiting to see forever to take a massive twitter shit in my living room.

twitter shit by NevadatheBassist March 4, 2010

Black Twitter 

Racism. Occasionally pseudoscience and even history, but only in *attempts* to justify or validate said racism... thats mostly it. ‘Woke’ could be thrown in there but its a given.

Guy 1: what is Black Twitter?
Guy 2: just open racism towards anyone who isnt black, mostly white but sometimes even other minorities.

Guy 1: yeah that’s what I thought.

Black Twitter by Cheeseball123 February 25, 2021

Twitter 

To finger another man's asshole in a really gay way

Rogers I has a really long day you need to twitter me right now

Twitter by Roger E. Lee April 22, 2010

Scottish Bog Trotter 

When the fine lady you're with agrees to anal but has an arse is so filthy you can't even be sure there's a definite hole, you go ahead with it then switch real quick to her snatch to teach her a lesson with your shit covered dick.

Tim: Did she finally let you in the back door?

Mike: Yeah, but she was so gross I had to give her the Scottish Bog Trotter so she'd clean her shit up.

Scottish Bog Trotter by divinas commedia September 12, 2011

Twitter 

The tingling/sensitive sensation a woman gets after Cumming.

Oh please STOP rubbing my clit i'm twittering

Twitter by Mizfitmakeupartist May 19, 2009