Similar to a Cincinnati Bowtie, a turkey helmet is the act of sitting on a face, with your nutsack and dang on the other party's neck. Preferably, your asshole will be atop the point of the victim's nose. In this position, your scrote resting on the neck will look like a turkey's fleshy neck.
After that fucker that disrespected me at my own party passed out, I pulled down my pants and gave that dicksucker a serious Turkey Helmet. Talk about hilarity!
by Ace September 1, 2008
Get the Turkey Helmetmug. Top grade marijuana. Prize winning strains of homegrown mary jane. Term used almost exclusivly in midwest societies.
by Gator, Scoops, Tony Flowers October 10, 2003
Get the turkey budmug. When a Man and woman are having sex and the man then pulls out and ejaculates on her and then begins to Gobble while he is doing it.
by KyleRM December 29, 2007
Get the Basting the Turkeymug. The act of a female spreading her vagina open and allowing a male shit in the vagina. Then the male proceedes to fuck the mess as if stuffing a turkey
Last night I fucked Kayla and stuffed her with cock but tonight, I'm turkey stuffing her tonight til she is filled and stuffed.
by AGiogio December 14, 2010
Get the Turkey Stuffingmug. a big fat blunt that is rolled so that it is skinny on one side and has a big bulge on the other end, resembling a turkey's leg
by bolanos June 20, 2007
Get the turkey legmug. The patient had a history of an aggressive circumcision at birth. He has hair on the base of the penis that he shaved, upper scrotum attached to the base of penis and a penoscrotal web or turkey neck of entire lower surface of penis to the glans (head) giving the appearance of a short penis and deformed scrotum.
by diy July 28, 2008
Get the turkey neckmug. by Haruki November 22, 2006
Get the slurping the turkeymug.