Tube bladder

When you travel on the London underground and need to take a piss, knowing full well you can't get off until your stop
*8 stops to go*

Mate I've got tube bladder I might have to get off early maybe at Camden to take a slash
by Manchatlads January 22, 2021
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Noob Tube

A noob tube is an under barrel grenade launcher such as a M203 for English and American guns or GP-25 for russian and german guns
by Noobers February 09, 2012
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Noob Tube

Term used for the XM1014 or, Leone YG1265 (as it was previously known), Auto Shotgun in the Counter-Strike series of online multiplayer first person shooter games. Named for being a large bore weapon for new players, the shotgun is overpowered, has a high rate of fire, and does not require much aiming. This enables noobs to run and gun up close, which is the only way they can get kills as they can't aim. Named after the trial weapon code of the USMC, it's really the Benelli M4 shotgun.

All the other definitions assigning the term's definition to more modern games are from ignorant kids who don't appreciate what came before them.
"&#^$^!!! I just got the butt-sex from some chode with a noob tube from behind!"
by Saint Kliegl April 25, 2022
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Noob Tube

An extremely overpowered weapon in a video game that inexperienced players (noobs) tend to spam.
It is named for the grenade launcher attachment to assault rifles in COD. Due to the fact that it requires zero effort to use, new players tend to spam it a lot. Plus it looks like a tube, hence the name "Noob Tube."

It is also available in the GMOD gamemode Prop Hunt, although in this case it's a necessary evil because the 1hp props can be frustrating to kill.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 15, 2021
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Tube Sockin'

When someone has a prolapsed asshole and it sticks out of their tighty whiteys like a tube sock
Gay bro 1: (eyebrows moving up and down)
Ooooohhh la la looks like someones been Casing sausage with their asshole
Gay BRO 2: "It's fun, you should try it, it's called TUBE SOCKIN'

Definition courtesy of Ben and Mariah
by Definition Courtesy of Ben & M January 16, 2022
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Tube Sockin

The act of usinging a tube sock full of stool to strike another with (usually while preforming anal sex ) to establish sexual dominance
Yo did ya here what happened in Pod 4C cell 157? Another Tube socking took place.
Damn I feel sorry for the clean up crew.
by JackAdamsBthatKnockin December 28, 2018
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Throat-tubes

Singing mechanism in the human body
Ayy gurl u got great throat-tubes
by kittypowers November 15, 2017
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