touched by an angel

When you take a shit and the water splashes you asshole and/or tant.

i took a shit and got touched by an angel.

by graygoon January 12, 2010

Bad Touch Trio

The Pervert, The Rapist, and The Pedo.

Okay, fine, the Bad Touch Trio is Gilbert, Francis, and Antonio from Hetalia...

by MochiFace July 20, 2013

touche

Expression conceding defeat when knocked-back by a brilliant riposte.

Man (to Dr Johnson): You smell.

Dr Johnson: Sir: I smell, you stink.

Man: Touche!

by Giesha April 19, 2011

Touch

A new word all the young kids are using nowadays, meaning, tight, or cool, but used only in the act of doing something.

Yo bro that headshot was touch bro!

by YoungT October 11, 2007

touch noodle

One who touches one's noodle, or penis. One who masturbates. A wanker.

Charlie left the bar before he paid his tab. What a fucking touch noodle!

by Lizardick May 1, 2018

touch a boy dick day

it means that u got a pass to touch a boy dick on October 25 cause its National touch a boy dick day

walk up to a boy in his dick cause it National touch a boy dick day

by Jaybird the goat October 21, 2019

Titi toucher

pervert A titi toucher is normally a boy, but can be a girl, who grabs/touchs a girls 'titi' otherwise known as boob, without their consent.

Boy-Hey baby.
Girl-Woww. Your stupid.
Boy-Come on, you know you love me.
Girl-Psht.
Boy-Fine I'll just do...THIS!
*He grabs the girls tit.*
Girl-YOU TITI TOUCHER!

by AmazinglyKatie. October 9, 2008