touch tone kid

Kids who have parents who are more involved with their cell phones than their kids. Absentee Parenting. Related to the 1980's "Latch Key Kid" that came home after school to an empty house because both parents had to work.

Ignore the kids because you can't put your cell phone down.

The worst is when I see parents out with their kids and both parents are looking at their phones. Poor little Touch Tone Kid.

by MsPms March 5, 2014

Touch Base

Phrase used when the person speaking at you desires acknowledgement, to their self, for their effort in the conversation.

I saw that green beans were on sale at the supermarket and I just wanted to touch base with you about that.

by Dusty Rhoades April 20, 2018

Touch Hole

Dylan Culbertson

Hey Touch Hole! Tug on any pooter hairs lately?

by AmyCulbertson January 26, 2019

Touch red

Something said in a situation when coincidentally two people say the same word at the same time ,to add sort of humour to the conversation ; and the first person who touches a red- painted object gets good luck

Person A "I was watching a movie and the tea was piping ...."
Person B "Piping hot "

Person A "Hot!!"
Person A "touch red !!"

by Jane Austen April 15, 2020

Double touchdown

The act of shitting two turds, in the same sitting, so long that they hit the water before completely exiting the anus.

Dude, I just did had a double touchdown. High fucking five!

by Pablo 2: The Electric Boogaloo September 30, 2012

mexican touch

The elusive touch of a Mexican citizen

Bro #1: Fam, chill. Don't get your nasty ass Mexican touch on me .
Bro#2 (Mexican): Nize it I just had tacos they be smellin' fresh af

by Bro 25 May 6, 2016

ass touch

When a man shoves an entire finger up his ass and proceeds to chase his friend around playing a “shitty” game of tag.

We love to play ass touch on the weekends.

by White Retard February 7, 2018