ninja it out

when in a tight situation, solve it in the most ninja like way as possible.

dude, chris was about to get capped by niko, but it he was able to ninja it out and it was cool.

by servant of the boognish November 6, 2009

Ninja pee

peeing on the side of a toilet bowl to pee silently

I ninja pee so people can’t hear me pissing(my walls are thin)

by god of carrots May 15, 2021

ninja master

person worthy of leading a team of true ninjas (people that quietly and skillfully gets things done without drama).

Brian's a superstar at this company because he is a ninja master, and you have to be able to walk through walls to be a part of his team.

by dadlyman November 21, 2011

Cyborg Ninja

A title dubbed to most cyborgs for their ninja-like appearance in the Metal Gear series.
Such "Cyborg Ninja" include:
Frank Jaeger: AKA Gray Fox.
Olga Gurlukovich.
Jack: AKA Raiden.

Person 1: Man that cyber-ninja dude's cool!
Person 2: That's Gray Fox, and he's a Cyborg Ninja.

by NaixStriker May 31, 2017

Dirty Ninja

A sexual act performed by a man for his partner. The man will shit on the face of his partner then wipe it off of the eyes in a horizontal direction with his penis. The partner will be left with a shit-mask resembling that of a ninja. Then, the man will insert his shit-covered cock into his partner's mouth when they are least expecting it, thus leading the partner into a ninja-like attack stance by the sudden insertion.

Steve begged me for a Dirty Ninja last night but I decided to use a nicely aged Alaskan pipeline on him instead.

by DirtyNinja April 14, 2008

Ninja Nerd

A person who hides how much of a nerd he is by acting normal majority of the time. Only his closest friends know how much of a nerd he is while others are unaware.

Joel is such a ninja nerd, he acts normal but we know he's a huge geek deep down.

by poiboyJ August 18, 2008

Pablo the Ninja

Pablo the ninja is Mexican, has never been seen or heard, Chuck Norris has been known to attempt to run away from Pablo. Pablo is the original ninja, Pablo cannot be beaten. Pablo loves cookies. Pablo is loyal, honest, and always keep a promise. He doesn't hate anyone, and has honor, he doesn't kill unarmed opponents. Pablo is the ultimate ninja. Pablo is a member of the Undead Militia clan.

Examples for Pablo the Ninja
1.
Pablo: "oooh, sniper...."
Anyone who hears him: "OH S***!!!!! EVERYONE HI-..."
2.
Person1: "umm, where's Pablo?"
Person2: "we're all scre-..."
Person1: "where'd you go?"
person1: "hey, are yo-..."
3.
50 people are in a room, no one is seen entering or leaving, 5 seconds later, everyones' dead.

by Postwartest November 16, 2010