flap jacking

where you masturbate and then ejaculate into your palm and then consume it. the move must replicate the motion of pill popping in Requiem For A Dream.

Despite common misconception flap jacking does not indicate homosexuality.

by Nick Jaynes April 22, 2007

Bussy Flaps

How some gay people describe male buttcheeks

Gay man:you've got some nice, thick bussy flaps there baby, can I see them?

by Cocksledder Supreme November 12, 2020

Flapping the Floppy Cow

To masturbate in class, often causing you to breathe heavily and make your desk quickly move up and down. Derived from the infamous Van Fap Floppy Cow, the king of in-school fap.

Person: Van Fap, what the hell are you doing?
Van Fap Floppy Cow: I'm Flapping the Floppy Cow, why would I be doing anything else?

by Bracelets January 8, 2010

mud-flap ass

When her ass phat but it ain't got no shape. Just long and wide with no atmosphere.

Damn Breanna got a mud-flap ass, a real dumper

Yeah, too bad it doesn't have any shape

by Mudflap crab November 25, 2022

flappy mud flaps

Flappy mud flaps is when a females vagina lips are so lose and the hang we can use them as mud flaps the flap in the wind

Those lips are so lose and flappy you could use them for 1 of 3 to things

1. Mud flaps
2. Blanket

3 a cape to fly away in the wind

4 flappy mud flaps

by Mud flap makers March 6, 2022

Minnesota mud flap

When you have high pressure diarrhea, and your balls shield your dick from the ass mud.. Thus preventing a unpleasant cleanup.

Fred wasn’t feeling good from too much spicy food, luckily he had his Minnesota mud flap

by Thor2021 January 21, 2022

flapping the paper asshole

A phrase used to describe the act of publicly announcing personal and/or private information in an inappropriate setting.

A friend of mine had anal with a fat chick, and then by way of flapping the paper asshole let everyone know about it at the bowling alley. He received a lot of awkward stares.....

by the Poopsmith January 31, 2014