ex collector

A person who can let go of their friends’ exes despite the pain it brings everyone around them.

1: Yo did you hear about Allie?
2:Yeah man. It’s fucked.

1:She’s the fucking ex collector.

2: Big mood.

by Bugfacts May 24, 2018

my ex girlfriend

she broke my heart

me: my ex girlfriend broke my heart
bro: damn thats wild homie

by guydude111 December 16, 2023

.exe

A slang term used to describe a horror-infused or corrupted version of something originally intended to be kid-friendly. Often denotes a dark twist on familiar characters or stories, suggesting a blend of nostalgia, horror, and confusion.

Watching Deadpool feels like diving into the world of Spiderman.exe—it’s a less kid-friendly version of Spiderman that flips everything we knew upside down!

by Emotional Cruiser July 14, 2025

fed-ex

The ex you wish you could send away.

My fed-ex keeps calling me. Wish he would just leave town.

by nicnac29 March 13, 2011

Think. exe

A programme that automatically stops working when at an important test or a final exam.

Le me at test:

Le me: ok question #1

Le brain: unfortunately Think. exe has stopped working

by Wetdookie69 January 3, 2017

his ex

His ex is something that should have never happened. It’s a mistake that is so horrible.

Hey did you see his ex?
I KNOW it’s embarrassing.

by gremlin killed January 15, 2024

Ex-Smoker Complex

When an ex-smoker tries to save the rest of the smoker community by preaching their "born-again" non-smoker ways.

Mark: Damn, James is such an asshole ever since he quit smoking last year.
Dave: Yeah, I can't stand him anymore, he has an Ex-Smoker Complex.
Mark: Oh shit, here he comes...

James: DID YOU KNOW THAT QUITTING SMOKE NOW YOUR HEART RATE RETURNS TO BLAGAGAHAGBLAGBLAHBLAHBARG

by DangerFinger May 2, 2015