Steamed Monocle

One who is aroused in such a way that he rethinks his entire strategy on furthering the industrial Revolution and at the same time struggling to contain the shivering radiating from his handlebar moustache due to the aura from a handsome suitable female.

Umf lady Cora, you have truly given this humble industrialist a steamed monocle. Hurrah!

by Jakeous Maximus June 25, 2021

steamed monocle

The blowing of hot air on to the tip of a penis during fellatio.

“I was about to finish, then she teased me with a steamed monocle…Excuse me, whilst I go buy a ring.”

by HRH The Queen June 25, 2021

Steam poop

Farting or shitting in the bathroom while someone is taking a shower and leaving it for them.

My wife’s favorite punishment is to drop a steam poop on me and leave for the day.

by I8mypaint January 06, 2018

Steam & Rye

The moment when someone goes too far on a night out. For example this person decides to stand on a table full of drinks, knocking them all over.

Craig went Steam & Rye at the end of the night.

by Young Gunn February 03, 2017

steam sesh

A really, really gay way of saying you fucked someone/thing

Just had a steam sesh with my girl, was pre nice

by cyph3r_cunt March 24, 2018

Steam Room Cooler

When two or more hot guys wearing only towels are totally trying to get it on in the gym's steam room, but there's that one ugly guy whose very presence is totally cockblocking them.

Man, I was totally gonna hook up with that guy but that steam room cooler just would not leave!

by SoyUnSombrero July 27, 2016

Steaming Susan

The act of putting saran wrap over your face while another person defecates on it.

Steve wanted to bring the relationship to the next level so he asked Mindy to give him a Steaming Susan.

by Undercovermuthafunka November 16, 2018