Shit Snake

The kind of snake that lurks in primitive out houses

Hang on! I need to bust the out house and get rid of the shit snake that's lurking in here!

by happytexter68 February 3, 2010

karpet snake

A huge dick measuring over 1 foot.

The K-Man is the only mutha-fucka with the real Karpet Snake.

by Diego October 2, 2003

krattle snake

just another word used to describe a man's penis

You had better watch out or my Krattle Snake might spit from all the excitement you giving it.

by Brandon aka Hollywood December 28, 2008

Snake mafioso

One of detroit's most notorious gangsters.

Ay look at snake mafioso over there dealing them rocks.

by Albert Velasquez January 20, 2008

The slippery snake

When a guy slips his dick in and out of a girl while she is sleeping

I gave my girlfriend the slippery snake last night

by The slippery snake October 28, 2014

snake in the cave

When one desperately needs to relieve oneself and the lower intenstine is full to capacity.

“I wish Bec and the kids would hurry up in the bathroom; there’s a snake in the cave!”

by Pedro4444 November 4, 2017

Snake's ass

An ass so fucking huge that it claps like a whale hitting the water, alerting all the guards in the vicinity of your presence

"Have you motherfuckers seen Johnny? He's got Snake's ass."

by NOT FATASS March 7, 2019