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pole sleeve

A device used to protect you form sexual transmitted deseases while having sex. A latex fabric that you place over your pole like a sleeve
Before Bob was to be mounted by Paul he insisted that Paul place a pole sleeve on.
by Swine Doctor October 30, 2011
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Flag Pole

Skinny dick, big foreskin. Typically unsightly. Looks like the skin could be painted and used as a flag. Skin gets so worn that it's hard to get laid. Usually can't get a date so they gotta masturbate. Some times there is lube, some times there ain't. Before you know it your foreskin inflates.
Example 1: "I was going to go down on the guy, but he wiped out a real Flag Pole. It was long but the skin was so floppy I almost gagged on it. I'd be surprised if he even felt it at all."

Example 2: "Today I showed my patriotism online. Painted my dick and foreskin like a Flag Pole and snapped a picture in the wind. They got more of a laugh out of it than anything."
by Half Mast May 27, 2021
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Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.
"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."
by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016
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pole sharkin

people who sit around the pole to watch the dancer so their man sticks get hard enough for manual manipulation or scorgasm.
Me and my buddies took him pole sharking before he got married.
by Sky20051965 March 13, 2009
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Barber's Pole

The visible result of entering a woman who is on the rag.
Mary had her time of the month last night. My lad was like a barber's pole after.
by Lee Kick March 24, 2021
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To hug a pole

To cling to a piece of street furniture while chundering.

Not to be confused with showing affection to Polish people.

See also: talking to god on the Great White Telephone.
Oh, god, oh, god, I need to hug a pole right now!
by The Real FOLDOC December 22, 2024
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Icy pole

im gonna go suck an icy pole man!

dude thats way over the top gay
by hyjkhgfdfghjh July 31, 2016
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