land of morbid obesity

Most of America, especially the south, denoted by lack of bike lanes/sidewalks and a pleuthera of fast food shit holes, not so much in places where there are mountains, nice beaches, and walking cities (like New York)

every time i go to the land of morbid obesity I see my health insurance rates skyrocketing

by Paul S.W. November 16, 2006

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Get the land of morbid obesitymug.

your land is dry

when you haven't got dick in a long time and your pussy is "dry"

Me: omg i had to cancel my dick appointment again!
Friend: damn sis, your land is dry.

by 4twentytwo December 8, 2016

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Get the your land is drymug.

Nicaraguan Landing Crew

To sucsessfully complete this sexual feat one must have a large bed under a balcony. The male requests his partner climb atop the bed, hindparts pointed to the ceiling, with a road flare inserted into her rectum. She will serve as the landing crew. The male then takes his position on the balcomy, with all lights turned down, makes the decent to the runway. Leap from the balcony and make your entry into the vagina. This stunt carries a high risk factor and should only be attempted after an introductory training session.

After watching those Evel Keneivel videos last night i got the urge for a Nicaraguan Landing Crew.

by Matt Lorenz April 8, 2008

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Get the Nicaraguan Landing Crewmug.

Landed on the Moon Moment

In reference to the 1996 classic Dumb and Dumber, in which Lloyd Christmas, Jim Carrey, sees the news clipping the the 1969 lunar landing. Christmas then says, "No way. We've landed on the moon!"
Used to describe a moment when a person is completely ignorant of a major event.

Rachel had a Landed on the moon moment when she discovered that best friend had had several children.

"Talk about a Landed on the Moon Moment, I had no idea the U.S. had Invaded Iraq"

by Alfanzo January 2, 2009

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