Used as a verb, it is a highly erotic act of pleasure performed for a single male by two shorties frequenting an adult entertainment establishment. It involves a wilingness on the parts of all parties to enter a state of shangri-la while being serviced by the staff.
"Hey Laura and Kristin, lets go get us some pooty-tang and show Matt the real meaning of female lapper!
by LOVE2LAP February 18, 2005
by Unknown person . June 29, 2019
a sexy, cute and big titted gyal with a great personality and a slut who will fuck whom ever u ask her to. very whorish.
by berry6969 January 29, 2022
by nopeimnotreal October 09, 2023
"Hey Phil why don't you talk to women"-Dave
"Well I'm too afraid to talk to them I don't know how they think, I'm female illiterate"-Phil
"Well I'm too afraid to talk to them I don't know how they think, I'm female illiterate"-Phil
by The KEk September 09, 2018
Watching or reading porn in public or in private without masturbating and getting turned on is considered female gooning. You’re basically edging yourself in public. You don’t touch yourself or it’s not considered female gooning.
Ew Robert caught Becky G in class again she was in front of the teacher reading 50 Shades of Grey. She was totally female gooning!
by Yonkers69999 February 08, 2025
When Optix#0170 sees any biological female, he instantly ejaculates no matter time, place, or anything.
This video is optix when see female.
by nvknow March 31, 2022