Evan is the kinda guy to try and steal your wife from you, he will do anything to make them cheat on you. Evan is a hopeless romantic who tries to rizz up everyone he sees but fails. When someone interested in him he says no.
by VamPLorDyT June 14, 2023
An Evan is someone who tries their hardest to be different from the majority of the pack and do so in the least sigma manor fathomable.
Yeezus is the best Kanye album, its peak! -what an Evan would say
"Bro your being such an Evan today."
"Bro your being such an Evan today."
by _LemonTree_0 August 14, 2024
stupid, pathetic ,annoying ,piece of trash, never trust him. always gets dropped and is nothing. he's useless. Keith doesn't love him
by HVDGJKBFT September 29, 2018
by Ofnebwb iej March 26, 2022
Evan is the most kind, courageous, hard working person you will ever meet he is strong, ambitious and never gives up. He’s beautiful and caring inside and out!
The most soulful person who cares a lot for others , he’s friendly and so funny!
Don’t let a Evan go if you have one 🙂
The most soulful person who cares a lot for others , he’s friendly and so funny!
Don’t let a Evan go if you have one 🙂
Evan is so caring
by WoolfB November 22, 2021
A Fucking douche that deserves to be put down and usually has a horrible personality and a small penis.
by iamyourfat June 14, 2018
as a huge sense of humor and is VERY forgetful. goofy and can make inappropriate jokes and times. he is athletic and doesn't use his common sense at times either. he likes to play video games and can be quite lazy but isn't out of shape.
by 6ix 9in April 16, 2019