chair

A tool used for assault in Alabama.

She was assaulted with a chair.

by Mbabu August 13, 2023

Dusty rocking chair

The uninvited, mounted sexual activity of a wheelchair bound elderly person in a vegetative state
The dust off the chair can be seen falling to the ground throughout the rocking of the chair

Richard: hey devon, how are you enjoying your dusty rocking chair. Do you need lunch?
Devon: (Stephen hawkings voice) bleep bloop help!

by Chkeni420 April 16, 2025

Chair Dope

Slang term for heroin

Yo, inject my penis with that sweet, sweet chair dope

by ChuggyLittleBuddy February 18, 2022

CHAIR

YOUR ARE A GAY BASTARD WHO SUCKS ONLY DICK. YOU HAVE HIV AND YOU LOVE GAY ORGIES

YOU ARE A CHAIR

by edrwejrew February 21, 2018

Chair

The thing you are most likely sitting in right now

When i get home from school i will sit back and relax in my soft chair

by Harry Potter#3691 March 24, 2022

chair

a place to sit yo butt

imma throw a chair at yo fat face

by anonymous July 5, 2022

chair weight

A guy named from Toronto who got canned for making LD calls out east and Toronto, and found every avenue to not do his job

"This guy knows how to do nothing effectively" what a chair weight!!

by bannercracker November 22, 2010