asian telescope

To spread someone's asscheeks and take a peek into their asshole.
dude i totally asian telescoped this girl last night
by Sawyer5353 February 02, 2009
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Asian Vision

Note: This is not racist. I AM Asian.

n. The theory how Asians have wider and thinner eyes, thus limiting their vision, but widening it at the same time. It has been suggested normal eyes can see more than Asians, and this is still under study at the current time.

I can't see it because I have Asian Vision!
I can watch stuff in wide screen because of my Asian Vision!
by Defiant Blob February 11, 2010
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Blonde Asian

An Asian, typically a girl, who often has "blonde moments" and is considered "blonde on the inside." This doesn't take away from their intellect or make them any less Asian.
Even though Shay is reall smart she's such a Blonde Asian. She usually doesn't understand jokes until five minutes later!
by NiNA LU May 31, 2008
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Asian walker

similar to an asian driver, one who cannot seem to walk straight when they are sober
An asian walker ran into me on the sidewalk today.
by Golk Wang June 08, 2006
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dirty asian

a dirty Asian is wen u jab a girl (fuk) with an egg roll, soak up vaginal juices..and make her eater after!!
white girlz love dirty Asians!!
by +E-Man January 03, 2008
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a black asian

an person of asian descent ( southeast asia) that has particularly dark skin and looks to be half black but is in fact all asain
" Zach you are such a black asian."
" Black Asians don't do as much homework."
by zygomaticus January 22, 2009
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asian assassinz

think their all cool and hip. they think their soo good looking while their just all a bunch of lil kids roamimg around the streets doing nothing.
i'm AA i run around and try to stab people s o i can be cool!
by jt December 06, 2004
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