Landfill Panda

A fat-ass raccoon that is too gravitationally-challenged to hide in a tree. Therefore said Trash Panda prowls regions of landfills as to not having to climb but is complacent finding a home in the refuse and wallows in beheaded baby dolls and the lost dreams of childrens toys. Why? It's a fucking Landfill Panda. Why not?
I put this nanny-cam in Teddy Ruxpin. The batteries corroded the back and we tossed it in the can. Except...they weren't corroded...it was lemon-lime jello dust from when we made the tropical aspic. It captured everything. Landfill Panda and all. Land"fill" was right. Talley-ho.
by ZooOfRabidity October 26, 2018
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Santa Panda

A Califurnia Buddhist who also happens to be quite attractive.
They were curious how they might cross paths with the cherished Santa Panda.
by LTKraptor December 14, 2020
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Session Panda

Someone who loves a session and loves to have there belly rubbed while sessioning. Generally found in the Pearse St. area of Dublin or in one its many filthy nightspots or listening to Daft Punk, Vitalic, Dr lektroluv, Digitalism etc. in any auld place that will have him and sher who wouldnt.
by OiGD August 30, 2008
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The day where you Celebrate Pandas and their Existence That means get crazy With Pandas and cuddle up!
Girl: Why are you hugging your stuff toy Panda?
Other Girl: Because its November 1 National Panda Day
by Bananaboo315 May 31, 2020
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Flying panda

Flying panda is a cool guy, he is a gay kid who deosnt have a life and needs mental help

(We love you flying panda, tell me if you want me to take this down)
by Derp Waffles August 06, 2022
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Panda Faced

The face of a sad Asian. If you hurt an Asians feelings their face will look panda like. So being Panda Faced
Asian : " that hurts don't be mean"
White : "I'm sorry don't get all Panda Faced on me"
by kiwipixiedust May 12, 2011
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Panda Express

A sexual position, where the girl is bent over with her hands on the ground in front of her, with the guy behind her holding her hair. Can be used for any type of intercourse.
Last night, he Panda Expressed me until I couldn't stand up straight!!
by Kittykat_84 July 27, 2015
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