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Teacher Ng

a somewhat teacher who gives suicidal thoughts, anxiety, depression and ptsd to students
bro teacher ng was so scary
by unknown wok April 11, 2022
mugGet the Teacher Ngmug.

teacher tag

A high school game between a group of typically girls to see who can seduce a teacher first. Highly illegal and would not recommend.
girl a: lets play teacher tag!
girl b: im not so sure about that
by killerwatts January 19, 2020
mugGet the teacher tagmug.

buddy teacher

An employee of a school district that is, despite his / her title as an educator, less concerned with education than making friends with students. Buddy teachers have no classroom management, assign little or no work, watch a lot of movies, and allow students to call them by their first names. Extreme buddy teachers buy alcohol for, host parties for, lie to parents for, or even date their older students.
Student 1: Take Mark’s class. His class is awesome. You never have to do anything.
Student 2: Nah, I’m cool. 30 year old buddy teachers are cringe.
by mikejackson3 October 6, 2019
mugGet the buddy teachermug.

Teachers

Annoying people who work in jail meaning school and they only care about the money
I HATE TEACHERS
by Yeet Day April 12, 2019
mugGet the Teachersmug.

Parent Teacher Conference

When your child is so fucking stupid, failing every class and showing no signs that there's no hope they'll ever graduate and move out. It's the last resort is initiated by the parents; an emergency hook up to see if anything can be "worked out".
Dad: Connie, have you seen Norman's latest report card? Goddamn it! How can this boy be so fucking stupid? He's failing 12th grade for the second year in a row. It's even worse this year than last year!!
Mom: I know Derek, but I have a solution. I have scheduled a parent teacher conference this weekend with the principal. I'm sure we'll work something out.
Dad: Whatever it takes. I can't this idiot living here one day past his 18th birthday!
by Old Man Neltson July 27, 2023
mugGet the Parent Teacher Conferencemug.

Teacher

A type of human that gives your problems that you never had
Teacher(any name): John have you done your homework now fail highschool *laugh*
by Howisthisnotaname March 16, 2022
mugGet the Teachermug.

Vegan Teacher

by TakoTheMemer November 13, 2023
mugGet the Vegan Teachermug.

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