dungeon wisdom test

When someone wants something of you, and you test them to see if they'd have done the same for you.

Michael asks Dwight if he can stay in his hotel room when there's no vacancy. Dwight tricks Michael by saying the room is actually in Michael's name, and then asks Michael if he could stay in the room. Michael declines. Dwight reveals that the reservations are in his name, not Michael's. Michael has failed the dungeon wisdom test, so Dwight doesn't let Michael stay in the room.

by choamNomsky July 30, 2021

iced carton test

A simple test used to check whether a carton or similar packaging item contains liquid or ice.
To perform the test, pick up the carton and shake at a moderate pace. You should feel a constant force as the liquid hits the edge with each shake. If you feel something hit the carton from inside, there's ice inside, and if you can't feel any force, the contents froze over.
Repeat the test with different cartons until you find one you're satisfied with.

The iced carton test works best at schools that store liquids like milk and juice inside containers.

by ChameleonDragon November 13, 2019

Panty-size-test

Panties that are so but they don't fit inside the woman wearing them. Panties should be able to wear the pussy that is wearing them.

To test if a pair of sexy panties are too big, take them off and stuff them in her pussy. If they fit then they are not to boy, if they don't, they are too big

Her panties looked huge on her, but the panty-size-test showed me how sexy they were, watching her stuff them inside her pussy proved they weren't too big at all.

by Scvlocal September 4, 2017

Back to the turing test

I mean... If they are trying to conceive of a new one... Then it must have (Or a version of it) must have already passed it... Right?

Hym "Back to the turing test... Isn't it weird? All the spooky A.I. stuff going on? Robots moving on their own... Without human 'permission.' Writing and selling books... Isn't that a little weird? And spooky? I wonder what caused that... I mean..."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

Egyptian electric testes

Being tased by a 50,000 volt taser directly on your taint and balls.

Yo did you try that new sex move?
You mean the Egyptian electric testes OF COURSE!
Yup how is it.
I can't have kids.

by qwsdfgbhnmk,juytrewsadfghj November 6, 2018

Rafter durability test

To hang your self from the rafters, usually at school

Some kid at my school did some rafter durability testing after failing math

by The fact checkers union January 21, 2021

test my salad

1. testing the viability of individual leaves of salad greens or baby spinach when picking through the container. You know that the greens are almost spoiled because of the smell, but you can tell that most of the leaves are OK. So you pick through and try to remove just the slimy, decaying pieces.

2. bending over in front of a mirror and checking out your own business end

Thank you for coming over while I cook you dinner. Pardon me while I test my salad.

by Ae5Ea8 July 25, 2015