taking a mean shit 

The act of taking an extremely gratifying dump often resulting in extensive odor, grotesque size, and/or substantial clean up to oneself or facility.

Johnny Shatt, grimacing comically at his two friends at Bob's Big Boy, knew he pushed the limits having eaten 2 burgers, both friends' french fries, and a chocolate shake. Now, it was time to leave his final farewell to the restaurant...TAKING A MEAN SHIT! This final act would be the highlight to a beautiful evening with the lads.

taking a mean shit by ShawShankPrison February 17, 2023

Taking me the fuck out

When the sheer audacity of something has you ctfu.

Popularized Twitch streamer NickDominates.

This new Lilsimsie video is taking me the fuck out.

That angry Karen in Walgreens at checkout took me tf out. That shit was funny asf.

Taking me the fuck out by Carmen Winstead March 3, 2022

taking the piss 

Making fun of something or someone

Hey, Jim, you're fat.
No, I'm not!
Naw, you're not really fat; I was just taking the piss.

taking the piss by mapleLeaf October 21, 2003

what you talkin bout willis? 

Famous quote from 80's tv sitcom "Different Strokes"

Used in normal conversation when speak doesn't understand.

"what you talkin bout willis?" -- translates to: "I did not understand"

what you talkin bout willis? by Butifuco November 17, 2003

Talkin All That Good Shit

being full of shit

you were talkin all that good shit a second ago, before you go got kicked in yo shit.

Talkin All That Good Shit by AlexanderTheCamel December 13, 2012

tommy tanking it 

jacking off ur pork sword

last night i was tommy tanking it

tommy tanking it by pork sword151514 April 17, 2009

taking without asking 

taking something without asking permission is effectively stealing, especially if the person committing the act has no intention of replacing what is taken.

food from my shelf was taken without my being asked, this is clearly an act of stealing.

"oh dear, someone has been eating my food! no one asked me if they could eat my food, therefore I can only deduce that it has been stolen."

taking without asking is not cool

taking without asking by the moralist January 4, 2012