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Get the Minecraft Crafting Table mug.When a man prepares himself to masterbate, and in preparation for the mess, they lay out tissues or a wash cloth on their stomach to catch the mess.
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Get the Set the table mug.by Hexyglam September 1, 2013
Get the Kung Fu Table mug.While showing the new embalmer the lay out, the mortuary's manager cleared her throat before instructing that the younger bodies, the ones not mangled when they met their demise, are earmarked first for hole mark for the proprietor, Old Neckie, a table-hopper from way back.
by EmpySee September 26, 2013
Get the table-hopper mug.A glass table under which a person would lay whilst a paid escort would defecate on the top. The client gains sexual arousal and stimulation from witnessing the escort defecate
The brothels of Bangkok include pooping tables for the more wealthy clients to avoid contact with the excrement whilst maintaining stimulation from said excrement.
by Corporal Flange September 19, 2013
Get the pooping table mug.Girl1: "Omg! Did you see what Serina was wearing?"
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by Senior Nasty Hoe February 18, 2012
Get the Pure Table mug.On a holiday where there is usually a large feast this is the act of strategically setting your favorite foods near your seat before the meal.
"I'm setting the table this year, I never get any mashed potatoes because they're always too far away!"
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