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Tea Tainter 

A 'tea tainter' is an adult person who tarnishes the tremendous taste of tea by tainting it with sugar. A child is not yet considered wise enough to be responsible for their terrible tea tainting tendencies. However, an adult has no excuses and should have grown into more mature tastes by now. Drinkers of milky tea may also be described as tea tainters.

The term was first coined by Adam Tong in mid-2011.
"Do you take sugar in your tea, Samuel L Jackson?"

"No I don*t take motherf***ing sugar in my motherf***ing tea, you motherf***ing motherf***er. I ain't no tea tainter motherf***er. But thanks for asking BITCH."
Tea Tainter by markadoi1984 October 15, 2013
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Tea Pot Mode 

Standing With One Hand On a Table and Leaning on it with one leg crossed over the Others.
Usually Used By Evil Maths Teachers.
The Beast Is Doing Tea Pot Mode.
Tea Pot Mode by Klipperbus1 June 16, 2016
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Tea With Mandy

An online Twitch community focusing on positivity and good vibes. Tea, Doggos, and Skyrim are common. Puns are both valued and frowned upon. The only build allowed is stealthy Archer. Canadians, eh?

Just a nice place to be. <3
Kiteh: What are you watching tonight?
Lucius: Tea With Mandy on Twitch, of course!

tea kramer

A girl whose high school nickname was "The Triangle" and whose boyfriend often offers himself to other girls because he does not respect her what so ever. Because of that, she is usually cranky and self-conscious, which can be fatal in combination with her mental disorder.
- Does that boy over there have a girlfriend?
- I think he does, but his girlfriend is one of those tea kramers, so you just go ahead!

-Omg, look at that girl standing there, what's wrong with her body?
- Yeah, she really does look like a triangle with that big head, wide shoulders and skinny legs!
tea kramer by tea_kr April 25, 2010

Tea cake 

Someone who ate all the pies
fatty want a tea cake
Tea cake by Tom Blug Bloor September 5, 2003

tea kramer

often refers to a mentally unstable person known for his/her outbursts of petty and worth-loathing violence. Without much success in life such individuals will try to establish themselves as beautiful or stylish. They,however,resemble a horse in most cases and cause embarrassment as one doesn't know whether to feed them a carrot and stroke their mane or not.
Dude1: Wow! Look at that horse go mental.
Dude2: Yeah,he's pulling a tea kramer.
tea kramer by missoctober April 25, 2010