Super Mormon

A Mormon (LDS member) that puts their entire life and 110% effort fully into their religion. Super Mormons may include people that:
- Read and quote the scriptures all the time
- Enjoy church videos of all kinds
- Go to seminary all year without one absense
- Raise their hands to answer every LDS question
- Know everything about the church
- Hold high positions in the church
- Do not watch PG-13 movies
- Listen to church and classical music only

Overall, someone obsessed beyond thought with the Mormon religion. These people are commonly stereotyped at.

Frank: Hey Bob, how's it going? You have any lunch money I can borrow?
Bob: Yeah sure, just a sec...
(SM)Henry: Remember the 10th commandment, thou shalt not covet!

Teacher: OK, who can tell me what is in 1 Nephi, 7: 6?
Steve: (immitiadely says) "And it came to pass that as we journeyed in the wilderness, behold Laman and Lemuel, and two of the adaughters of Ishmael, and the two bsons of Ishmael and..." (continues through rest of quote)

by shutupdangit May 15, 2004

super sweet

Whens something is really good.

Dude when she bent over i saw her cunt. Super sweet!

by Will Myers June 11, 2006

super clasico

One of the oldest rivalry's in football (or soccer), River Plate vs Boca Juniors. The event in which this takes place is most notably known as the "super clasico".

Hey Billy, wanna smoke some pot?

Hey Jimmy, I have a better idea, let's smoke pot and watch the super clasico!

by Pobecax August 5, 2006

Superbowl Monday

The day after Superbowl Sunday, Where everyone wakes up hungover and watches the news to see who won anyways because they were too drunk to remember.

Dude 1: Dude! Tomorrows superbowl sunday!
Dude 2: Yeah i know! But then theres superbowl monday after...

by dr happy face February 7, 2007

Super Awesome Wild Monkey Sex

The most incredible type of sex possible to have, very rare and hard to find, but doing so is totally worth it.

The easiest method is to go either Amsterdam's Red Light District located in the Netherlands or (in)famous brothels in Nevada USA.

Be prepared to shell out some major cash for the best sex you will ever experience.EVER!!!

Guy One: "I headed out to that one awesome strip club you told me about it kicked ass and I boned this really hot chick"

Guy Two: "Great to hear it, how was she in the sack?"

Guy One: "Amazing, easily the best I ever had, it totally counts as Super Awesome Wild Monkey Sex ."

Guy Two: "Seriously? Man your a lucky SOB! Do you have her number, I want to see if she willing to have a threesome..."

by Monkey-With-Wrench November 2, 2009

Super J

An excellent sex move, it can be any kind of sex move which brings maximum pleasure.

"Dude i can't belive you did a super j!"

by Pimp_92 February 2, 2009

Super Teacher

This is the teacher that really does know everything about teaching, lives for teaching, is up on all the buzzwords, stays until 6:00 every night and lets everyone else at the school know it, and usually, but not always, has pretty average to low children herself (it is almost always a female). Most parents love Super Teachers, however, most teachers hate them. If you are a teacher and one of your students has a Super Teacher for a parent, you are screwed. The super teacher usually likes the Alpha Moms of the classroom.

That Super Teacher caught me again after school. I had to spend an hour listening to her tell me how my class should be run.

by Cool Teacher October 11, 2009