verb - originates from the American phrase cock-block. Status block is when you log on to facebook or twitter with a particular status in mind and find that one of your friends already has it up as their status.
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An act committed during thanksgiving break when older college students from across the country go back home, attend high school parties, party harder than all the other adolescents, and end up railing the JV high school cheer captain.
GDI 1: Did you hear about joe?
GDI 2: You mean about what he did during thanksgiving break?
GDI 1: Ya, he took the sophomore class president to poundtown
GDI 2: Typical statutory rapesgiving
GDI 2: You mean about what he did during thanksgiving break?
GDI 1: Ya, he took the sophomore class president to poundtown
GDI 2: Typical statutory rapesgiving
by mr. chewbacca 5000 November 26, 2010
Get the statutory rapesgiving mug.Someone man or female who is careless and reckless with their body or engaging in reckless activity. They have no qualms about what they do, and could care less about their "status" or how they look to other people. However, other people label them as having this type of status.
Roommate 1: Yea I could not associate with Rei anymore because I think she has hoe status now and im trying to do better, so I moved out.
Friend: What you mean hoe status?
Roommate 1: She use to have people come in and thru our house all times of the day and night. I was uncomfortable and could not study well.
Roommate 2 (Rei): I could careless if you left. You're a hater, and Ima keep doing me.
Friend: What you mean hoe status?
Roommate 1: She use to have people come in and thru our house all times of the day and night. I was uncomfortable and could not study well.
Roommate 2 (Rei): I could careless if you left. You're a hater, and Ima keep doing me.
by UD-Doc November 19, 2010
Get the hoe status mug.A level of intoxication beyond the point of "blacking out". One will strangely smirk with intentions of burning bridges and breaking hearts. Outlandish comments are made, objects are destroyed, and urination in odd places is always guaranteed.
Dick: "Yo man that kid just keyed my car!"
Frank: "Dude he must have something against you."
Dick: "Against me? But who doesnt like Dick?"
Xavier: "Na mang I just saw that kid fall in the pool and talk about how much he hates Jews, after attempting to smoke a wet cigarette."
Dick: "God damn it, he's Dyl status. I can't even say anything"
Frank: "Dude he must have something against you."
Dick: "Against me? But who doesnt like Dick?"
Xavier: "Na mang I just saw that kid fall in the pool and talk about how much he hates Jews, after attempting to smoke a wet cigarette."
Dick: "God damn it, he's Dyl status. I can't even say anything"
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Get the purple status mug.Baller Status is defined as having reached a superlative level of ballerdom, it is said one has acheived baller status. This often goes hand in hand with early retirement & being a man of leisure (or lady of leisure). It can often devolve into a world of dinner whores & golddiggers if the baller has a weak pimp hand. Many of these types can be found on dating sites such as wealthy-men & webdate, where it is easier to hide one's monetary worth and circumnavigate wanna-be-women-of-leisure. Many of your are asking how does one declare oneself a baller? Do I just go down to my local courthouse & fill out a form to obtain "Baller" status without anything snazzy? Is it more of just a transformation over time from non-baller to being a baller? Or is it more of a secret society you needed to be invited to? Are there any tax benefits? The answer is Yes. Originally, one would be knighted by a man of great status, far away from the local courthouse. Snazziness came with being a baller; if it was a secret society, your wouldn't know it existed unless you were a baller. There were no direct tax benefits, but indirectly most ballers were often tax evaders. The modern baller is much more relaxed, & it clearly is no longer a secret society if we know ballers exist...But seriously, if you have to ask, you're not a baller. Baller Brand is a way to share the clothing style of ballers with everyone. ballerbrandclothingcompany.bigcartel.com
justin flores does not party using a party bus when he goes out... but joe and andrew do...so by default they are men of baller status
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