static company

"Static company" refers to a person who, over time, has distanced themselves emotionally, growing apart and becoming as predictable and commonplace as anyone else

You watch someone you know
Grow into static company

by moekadem February 20, 2024

Static Stroke

You switch the lights off and on while stroking it, and have a epileptic episode

Me and the wife are going to do the Static Stroke Tonight

by Crusted Semen muncher8=D~~~ February 28, 2024

Static void order

A hidden order that cuts balls of people who type first in comments.

Static void order here to take your balls.

by CodeE3501 January 7, 2025

Statie

A slang term for a member of a state defense force (SDF). Often used endearingly by SDF members, and derogatorily by national guard (NG) members.

Civilian: "So I heard you're in the national guard?"

SDF Member: "No, I'm a statie."

NG Member: "Ha, stupid statie."

by That_One_Statie January 19, 2025

Static shock is a bathtub drain 《¤》

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Person 0: Static shock is a bathtub drain 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025

Static Bulk

When gym bros past their prime overeat without exercising but still claim they’re “bulking.” A common cope for lack of discipline in training and dieting, leading to cognitive dissonance about their growing waistline instead of muscle.

Bro swears he’s bulking, but it’s just a static bulk—all calories, no gains.

by Adonis Broseidon February 14, 2025

Statisconformity

I wanted to make the opposite of Steampunk, so, here it is. I present to you, "Statisconformity"

Definition:
1. A state of existence or ideology where stability and conformity are upheld as absolute principles, rejecting change, chaos, or deviation from the established order. It embodies a structured reality where uniformity is enforced, and all elements function within strict, unchanging parameters.

2. A metaphysical or cosmic force that imposes stagnation and uniformity upon reality, suppressing anomalies, unpredictability, and free expression. Entities or environments influenced by Statisconformity resist evolution, spontaneity, or disorder, maintaining an eternal, unwavering structure.

"the essence of statisconformity is homage to perfect order with a cold, calculated smoothness."

by ʧĦʚ IJɞʂʧɞɾ March 5, 2025