When you scuff, scrape or similarly injure your nutsack(Testicles} generally leaving a torn up, bloody mess. Sometimes a ball may become dislocated and subsequently swell to a gigantic size(Swelling similar to Elephantitis). It can glow a bright-red colour in worst case scenario's and may require amputation. If left untreated and sexually active the affected partner could Scuff Ya Cunt.
"FFFFFFFFFUCK that hurt."
"You poor cunt, you scuffed ya nuts."
*meanwhile in hospital the next day*
"I'm sorry sir we'l need to amputate your manhood."
"Alright, but can you keep them in a jar for me."
"You poor cunt, you scuffed ya nuts."
*meanwhile in hospital the next day*
"I'm sorry sir we'l need to amputate your manhood."
"Alright, but can you keep them in a jar for me."
by mmm, Scuff me Baby October 30, 2004
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Get the five knuckle shuffle mug.From Lucky Number Slevin. The Kansas City Shuffle is a deception move characterised by causing the victim to look right as you attack on the left.
Smith: "There was a time when Brown Sugar over there was a fine young woman."
Nick: *looking towards her*
Smith: *leaves wheelchair and attacks Nick from behind* "the Kansas City Shuffle"
Nick: *looking towards her*
Smith: *leaves wheelchair and attacks Nick from behind* "the Kansas City Shuffle"
by CrazEkid April 5, 2006
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It is known as having a "5 knuckle shuffle". This is a term widely recognised in London England, as well as most other parts of the country.
It is known as having a "5 knuckle shuffle". This is a term widely recognised in London England, as well as most other parts of the country.
by bazza7 February 12, 2009
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Person 1: Hey, have you finished your APUSH project?
Person 2: No, I haven't started yet.
Person 1: Ugh, you sluffer!
Person 2: No, I haven't started yet.
Person 1: Ugh, you sluffer!
by Sluffer September 11, 2012
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by FireSSJ February 16, 2019
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