Softgel

A play on the term red pill as used to describe usually conservative-leaning people on the Internet who believe they (and only they) are able to see "the truth" about the world; particularly men who also fall into the spectrum of incel, MRA, and often times racist and/or nationalist groups. The term can also be used to describe most types of denizens of forums like 4chan and much of Reddit.

Soft Gel tablets are a type of pill that are designed to be easy to swallow and digest, and are described by Wikipedia as, "Consisting of a gelatin based shell surrounding a liquid fill." This is an adept analogy for the type of red pill philosophy exhibited by the groups mentioned above: easily repeated, easily understood rhetoric that seems logical, but breaks down upon outside scrutiny. (i.e.: easy to swallow, but dissolves easily.)

A softgel tried to bait me with a comment on Facebook by calling me an SJW for supporting equal pay, but I ignored him easily since he just spouted the same things you'd hear on 4chan.

by MrEvermoore February 10, 2019

Soft Serve

sɑft sɜrv

Ejaculating while soft.

Most commonly confused with Pushing Rope

"After the fifth time jerking it I could only jizz soft serves"

"I think Aaron is gay, when we have sex he always gives me a soft serve Sunday"

by LarsVonCunt March 9, 2019

Soft Google

A soft google is when google answers your question instatly, either in the predictive filling of the search bar on in the preview of the first results related to your question.

If you have to leave the results and go to a wiki page or another site, your search is now a hard google and doesnt count as a soft google any more.

I got the answer from a soft google, it came right up.

by That King Thing Podcast May 16, 2019

soft like bagjuice

A person who acts soft in certain situations.

Sarah Acts like a thug, but when it come to the test she soft like bagjuice.

by Pettygod July 4, 2019

Soft Serve

When you ejaculate when you’re flaccid

My brother gave me soft serve yesterday; I totally soft served me mum

by Chasadia April 19, 2019

soft rage

When you’re super pissed about something but you’re too nice to act on it

The other day I wanted to murder Kelly for eating my bagel, but I had soft rage so I settled with pulling a strand of her hair out and blaming it on the dog

by Big Booty Bitch💖 August 16, 2019

Soft Serving

When a guy does a reverse head stand against the wall and jerks off onto his chest and face.

Kelly’s mom walked in on him as he was soft serving himself.

by Meltör September 1, 2019