Simonless Garfunkel

A person that is talented within a duo but is not as talented when they venture off on their own.

Mark Frost made great television with David Lynch, but without him he is simply a Simonless Garfunkel.

by jluvfool420 March 4, 2021

Simone Twagg

Simone twagg is the number one football manager in all the universe, he is lumpy , he is grumpy, and he and Vanessa do the humpy. He is diabetic and a really fit football guy, an all round player. He is extraordinary, someone you would love to have in your life.

“See that lumpy man over there, he’s a real Simone Twagg

by Massive bum boy March 16, 2021

Simon

A terrorist who eats pens but not pencils because they are wooden

Person Uno: I'm Simon
Another dude: No

by carbum April 4, 2021

Simon

slang for yes in spanish

Simon weyy

by daddy_daisy06 April 8, 2021

Simon

A man that enjoys Minecraft and is "poggers" and musical instruments.

Simon beat the dragon in 1hour and 20mins.

by INBOUNDLIVE April 9, 2021

Simon

Simon, A really Cool dude smart funny tall and really damn cute! Blond hair blue eyes or is it green im color blind so i wouldet know He's someone you want to be around he can be the light of your day he's also over protective witch cab be really cute! He's like a bear He can be soft and cuddly and then he can be protective and Strong! Simon in general is the best

Simon.. Oh him that tall cute dude you dated him!? Foolish of you to break his heart

by Well She exists sadly April 14, 2021

simovski

When your pc (particularly one issued by your workplace) installs system updates that render you ineffective and unable to complete work tasks whilst waiting.

This is rampant upon first booting up, despite no indication from the previous day that updates had been installed or were required to be installed.

This could resolve itself within 2 minutes or potentially 2 hours depending on your home Internet speed.

“I couldn’t make the morning stand-up meeting as I was doing a simovski”

“My pc was doing a simovski so I sent my colleagues funny memes in a group chat to keep my brain active until it was resolved”

by brad455 April 22, 2021