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Giving a shotgun a blowjob

A simile for when your friend wants to do something stupid
Friend A: should I drive tonight?

Friend B: would giving a shotgun a blowjob blow your mind?
by 1blueheron December 11, 2024
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Particle Beam Shotguns

A short‑range directed‑energy weapon that projects a cone or spread of charged particles, analogous to the shot pattern of a conventional shotgun. Instead of a focused beam, the particle beam shotgun releases a diverging stream or multiple micro‑beams, trading penetration for area coverage. It is designed for close-quarters battle, where the user needs to hit fast-moving targets or clear rooms without precise aim. The effect can be devastating: the charged particles create a cloud of ionization that disrupts electronics, ignites combustibles, and causes superficial burns to unprotected flesh. The spread can be adjusted with focusing rings, similar to choke tubes. Rumors suggest that particle beam shotguns are favored by boarding parties and urban combat units, where their ability to disable multiple threats simultaneously outweighs their limited range.
Particle Beam Shotguns Example: "He kicked the door and fired the particle beam shotgun into the room. A wide cone of blue‑white light illuminated everything, and every screen, every weapon, every light flickered and died."
by Abzugal April 10, 2026
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Energy-Directed Shotguns

A close‑range directed‑energy weapon that emits a wide cone of microwave or low‑intensity laser radiation. Unlike plasma shotguns, energy‑directed shotguns do less thermal damage but are more effective against electronics and nerves. They can cause intense pain, disable vehicles, or detonate explosives from a safe distance. Police forces love them for “less lethal” options. The beam spread is adjustable from narrow (a “laser flechette”) to wide (a “microwave broil”).
Energy-Directed Shotguns Example: “The security guard fired the energy‑directed shotgun into the crowd. Everyone’s phones and watches died instantly. The rioters, suddenly disconnected, paused long enough for negotiators to move in.”
by Abzugal April 10, 2026
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double barrel shotgun

you blow hit a smoke (of your choice) in the girls vagina. Then suck it back out and you blow it in her mouth. if done correctly, she should be able to blow out a smoke ring.
hey there, lady I know everyone probably asked you for a shotgun, but have you ever had a double barrel shotgun?
by saynomore96 August 12, 2025
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The Double-Barrel Shotgun

When two penises are put side-by-side, and in some way attached. Then get a blowjob, ejaculating at the same time.
Me and my Jeff gave some girl The Double-Barrel Shotgun last night
by BLACKBO1 May 16, 2025
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Alabama Brownstar Shotgun

When you are giving oral to her anus and she farts in your mouth, so you hold it in and give her a kiss while blowing it back into her mouth.
Last night I gave my wife an Alabama Brownstar Shotgun and we both had to brush our teeth again this morning.
by Capitan Brownstar October 19, 2025
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