Shants

Garments that go on someone slower half. cross between shorts and pants, so you never really know what it is, usually worn by fat people

Fat guy 1: Dude check out the new Shants I got!
Fat Guy2: Those are some rank Shants!

by Yeahyeah! January 21, 2012

shits

more than one shit

"Shits been happening to me today. I failed the math test, a creep gave me a creme brulee, and my roommates left feces on the floor!"

by noshits November 8, 2011

Shitsack

Shitsack, when used as a word only for men with huge ballsacks, you shit on you ballsack.

Dad: I just fucking shat all over my fucking balls
Son: ha ha, now that is called a shitsack

by Bosty April 26, 2017

Jerkoff Shits

When ur jerking off on the toilet then you have to shit or vise versa.

Oh my lord dude While I was jerkingoff I had to shit. I got the Jerkoff shits

by Dirkypoo69 October 8, 2017

Booncock Saints

1)A great porno title for the movie boondock saints.

2) A gay potato picker Irishman. It comes from the movie boondock saints which was about 2 Irish guys

A gay bar in Boston would be heaven for couple of booncock saints

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM June 9, 2009

shines

to recieve oral sex

that chick is on shines

by ghetto thug sizzle October 19, 2003

shines

oral sex eg. BJ Head bob job

I got bare sweet shines from dat bird last night bruv

by nigga a'ight November 6, 2006