self-serving

n. The act of masturbation.

Tom: So what happened to you last night?

Bill: Well, I couldn't get any action last night so i had to end up self-serving myself.

by CerberusC24 August 27, 2007

self sodomy

when you fart with such a high pressure that it causes a pain in your asshole

Self sodomy- "Dude don't eat too much of beans; you'll get self sodomized"

by spunkTanker November 12, 2010

self-injury

(1)To harm youself in a way to rid yourself from the pain you may suffer. To cut, bite,hit,and rub are acts of self-injury.(2) To harm yourself in a way to hid from the pain you may suffer inside(mental pain)

To cut your wrist because of depression or deep sadness

by Casey Brewer October 24, 2003

selfie sunday

When people take selfies of themselves on Sunday. Selfie Sunday was made to have a purpose of selfies on a particular day which in this case is Sunday.

Girl- "Why are you taking a selfie?"

Other girl- cause it's selfie Sunday!

by Brownie743 November 11, 2013

Reverse self-injury

Reverse self-injury is the act of using self-injury, to reach out to another self-injurer and show them how much they are hurting themselves and others.

I am a cutter, when my best friend caught me. He used reverse self-injury, he took my razor and cut himself for every new cut i had did. It was crazy but now i feel how he felt when i cut myself.

by xXxEmoxBiatchxXx July 22, 2009

self-suck

If you need to look it up it's probably your best shot at getting a blowjob.

Dude 1: "I caught my roomate sucking his own dick."
Dude 2: "He can self-suck? I can't get my roomate to suck anything"
Dude 1: "uh?"

by sceadu October 23, 2006

selfiebombing

The art of ruining people's selfies by appear behind them right when they tap on the capture button.

Conor: Jessica is in all of your selfies.
John: That selfiebombing bitch!

by theiconsborn April 14, 2014