safety bite

1) The half-bite you take to test a tasty looking piece of chocolate to avoid unpleasant surprises.

Common practice around holidays like Valentine's Day when those big boxes of chocolates don't come with a candy map printed on the lid.

2) How to stick it to your grandma when she says "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get!"

Bro: Ugh! Coconut again!
Dude: That's why I always practice a safety bite and save those for my gf .

by Miss_Adventure March 12, 2011

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safety fail

To "safety fail" is to intentionally fail or fail to complete a major assignment or test in a given class because (according to calculations) it is impossible for the assignment to cause one's overall grade in the class to drop by a letter or have any significant changes

Sarah: Hey what are did you write about on the essay for the final in English?

Chris: Haha I didn't...I took a nap. I had over a 100% in that class so it wouldn't have changed my grade. I might as well have safety failed it.

by lordvoldemort8989 May 19, 2011

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safety laugh

when someone makes a joke about something you dont really get, but you know its a joke so you give a short laugh

when someone says: "make sure you check their

pacers before you head out"
you reply with a safety laugh: "haha"

by ouch123456 July 11, 2011

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safety sandwich

Food eaten after a night of drinking to ensure you do not blow numbers the following morning. Prevalent with Australian Miners after a hard night at the wet mess.

1: Dude, be careful you're drinking a fair few, you don't want to blow over in the morning.
2: No worries man, I'll make myself a safety sandwich.
1: Sweet, good idea! Pass me a drink.

by piccoli September 26, 2012

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