Royal Salute

Firing your love cannon to mark her face on royal or state occasions. These events can include dressing up as royals of any century and lighting her muzzle up on stripping of titles from royals, Queen's deaths, the opening of Parliament, births of no branches baby bloodline boys, tropical women getting brought in to improve dna, visits of foreign heads of state or monthly blood, and getting front page of any gossip rag. Your good goo catapult should fire as many times as you can for 24 hours normally and fire near her Tower of London or in her royal place. The number of rounds you get through her castle walls varies according to the occasion. For example, 41 rounds can fired from all your friends when a child is born to a member of the royal family if you are one of the parents.

Just heard David Bowie and Rolling Stones singing together and feel a pulsing Royal Salute needs to be made in honor of the little island that could.

by travelinmattinok October 3, 2022

Royal Goblet

When you get served an alcoholic beverage by a woman, who gives you the first taste by dipping her breast into the glass and allowing you to drink it off of her.

The only way to drink at a party this fancy is to have the royal goblet performed first.

by Dontsearchme69 October 12, 2022

Royal

Royal is an amazing person, hew will brighten your day with his humor. Royal may seem shy and introverted but he is the nicest person you will ever meet. never judge Royal assume anything about Royal because he will allways suprise you.

I love Royal

by just-another-person May 15, 2022

Royaler

When GuyLeDouce wins all of the Rumble Royale games in CryptoPrison discord.

That br game was royaler than the last one we played.

by NFTJunkie May 26, 2022

royal jubilee

n. Any costly over-hyped event celebrating a doomed anachronistic institution.

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Going to the park to watch the Canada Day celebrations? There’s going to be sensible safe fireworks and some mounted policemen pretending to spear Indians.

That royal jubilee! Not likely, eh.

by gnostic3 June 1, 2022

Royal Flush

Going to the toilet to urinate after blowing a load to get rid of any excess semen.

Yo Mr. White I did a royal flush earlier and I almost ascended.
Wr. White: Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?

by Dr_poo June 5, 2022

Royal

(Alternative definition: “Log”) Coffee-slurping entitled dumb fuckers with attitude problems despite being severely autistic. Usually brag about protecting important people and using photoshop to deceive innocent bystanders. Typically works as janitors in federal entities.

That royal motherfucker Ádęm just fucked the entire project over again, didn’t he? Does he know he spelled the boss’s name wrong again? Why is he even offering more assistance when he sets the whole thing on fire every time?

by HoneyBad December 17, 2021