A rural middle class worker who's neck is sunburnt from long hours working on a farm, hence the name redneck.
You know you're a redneck if:
You have a boat in your driveway even if you live 100 miles from the ocean and haven't moved it since you bought it.
You have 15 campers in your yard
You haven't mowed your lawn in 15 years
You have a beat up 1999 pickup truck with trump stickers all over it
You take up two or more parking spots when you park
Your dining room is full of dirty clothes
You disowned your gay son and your feminist daughter
You have 15 dui's but still somehow have your licence
You've been married 5 times and have many illegitimate children
You beat your wife until she threatens you with a gun
Your barn burned down because you left a burning cigar in it
You sit on the porch chainsmoking and chugging beers every night
All your kids are named after confederate war generals
You claim to love America but yet you fly a confederate flag
You're racist
You deny the Holocaust
You use public bathrooms to save on your water bill and toilet paper
You have an antenna up and watch pirated tv stations instead of buying cable
You live in North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Kentucky, West Virginia, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Arkansas, Texas, or Missouri
Your kids don't go to school, instead they get a "real education" by working on your ranch
You claim to be a "real christian" despite being a pothead, alcoholic, and being divorced 5 times and disowning your kids
Your wife weighs more than your 20 kids combined
You have a boat in your driveway even if you live 100 miles from the ocean and haven't moved it since you bought it.
You have 15 campers in your yard
You haven't mowed your lawn in 15 years
You have a beat up 1999 pickup truck with trump stickers all over it
You take up two or more parking spots when you park
Your dining room is full of dirty clothes
You disowned your gay son and your feminist daughter
You have 15 dui's but still somehow have your licence
You've been married 5 times and have many illegitimate children
You beat your wife until she threatens you with a gun
Your barn burned down because you left a burning cigar in it
You sit on the porch chainsmoking and chugging beers every night
All your kids are named after confederate war generals
You claim to love America but yet you fly a confederate flag
You're racist
You deny the Holocaust
You use public bathrooms to save on your water bill and toilet paper
You have an antenna up and watch pirated tv stations instead of buying cable
You live in North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Kentucky, West Virginia, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Arkansas, Texas, or Missouri
Your kids don't go to school, instead they get a "real education" by working on your ranch
You claim to be a "real christian" despite being a pothead, alcoholic, and being divorced 5 times and disowning your kids
Your wife weighs more than your 20 kids combined
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Why are most presidents rednecks.
Can you honestly say you would want someone else?
We would lose our spot on the totem pole of the world.
Can you honestly say you would want someone else?
We would lose our spot on the totem pole of the world.
by ch3no2 July 18, 2003
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See Clinton or Gore .........
yee-haw Bubba I done invented the intarnet
That's great AL,now bend over and squeal like a pig.
inbred liberal democrats like Robert Byrd (D-KKK) need to die
yee-haw Bubba I done invented the intarnet
That's great AL,now bend over and squeal like a pig.
inbred liberal democrats like Robert Byrd (D-KKK) need to die
by gore2hell September 16, 2005
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by He knows what he says March 7, 2009
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he usally hunts out of his bedroom window. He also dresses his son up as a snotrag for halloween. He walks 2 skool with his son because they are in the same grade. The biggest exampla of a redneck will be Eric L.
he usally hunts out of his bedroom window. He also dresses his son up as a snotrag for halloween. He walks 2 skool with his son because they are in the same grade. The biggest exampla of a redneck will be Eric L.
by the crazy redneck November 29, 2011
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