purple badger

A scally with a purple stripe down his hair.

Occasionally considers himself to be a model.

Jay is a purple badger.

by Sean Lloyd March 2, 2005

purple onion

the female equivalent to blue balls (i.e. unfulfilled sexual pleasure from or after being sexually teased).

That hot guy gave me such a purple onion when he bent over.

by Andy7 August 20, 2007

purple haze

Purple Haze is EXTINCT. The seed company that produced it went down in the 50's or 60's i cant remember which. However there are other strains of purple weed, just not haze. If you dont beleive me try to find one seed company that produces or sells "purple haze" seeds. You wont be able to but you will find seeds called purple power, purple formula, purple kush, etc. These are some purple strains that exist, but there is no purple haze.

guy1: I got some purple haze
guy2: No, its probaly purple cush. Purple haze is extinct, but whatever, who cares what its called any purple strain is dank.
guy1: Yeah, Lets go smoke a bowl or two.

by Chrisde420 June 11, 2006

Purple Pump

The act of restricting oxygen to the bell end and then proceeding to have sex.

You want that Purple Pump?

My Girlfriend asked for my Purple Pump.

by Jarl_Keenan April 22, 2021

Purple Tac

The best gun in fortnite, better than the new heavy

Noice, I got me a Purple Tac!

by Mnooper May 14, 2018

Purple Rug

The purple rug is a reference to the fanfiction Unbelievers by isthatyoularry

A: Omg the purple rug scene in Unbelievers was so good.
B: Yes

by Zay (they/them) July 22, 2022

Purple Pineapples

When you tie a rope around a woman's breasts during BDSM play. Tying the rope tight enough causes her breasts to turn purple.

Guy 1: Dude what'd you and Sarah do last night?
Guy 2: Dude she let me give her Purple Pineapples.
Guy 1: Sweet.

by Zon157 May 21, 2020