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Cooter Protector

When a woman uses a beverage coozie specifically to stop from freezing her vagina when holding a beer between her legs, the coozie is called a cooter protector.
Yikes! This beer is cold! Don't y'all have a cooter protector I can slip on it to keep from freezing my cooter?
by JanePlayDough July 15, 2011
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Brad project

The process of finding a young, innocent Asian girl and turning her into a dick hungry, sex crazed bitch who falls madly in love with you and is devastated by your mistreat of her and is lost without your presence
He's got another brad project he's working on
by Bbcakez99 May 18, 2015
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Pleasingly Protective Provoking Puffball

Someone with absolutely no taste in music at all, who is protective, in an unsettling way. Although this puffball is unpredictably protective at strange intervals, this does not bother the person being protected one bit. In fact, it pleases them.
That Pleasingly Protective Provoking Puffball dragged the class nerd away from me yet again... but I'm not complaining!
by not the real raspy June 16, 2016
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LCD Projector

The deity worshipped within the LCD Projector cult, where sacrifices prevent the light bulb from burning out and not working.
Person 1- hey have you joined the LCD Projector cult
Person 2- heck yeah man they’re sacrificing me tomorrow morning lol
Person 1- oh cool haha I’ll be sure to be there
by Johnny Mc Biscuit February 3, 2020
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The Projects

People Relying On Just Enough Cash To Survive.’
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African Sun Protection Factor

Fact: The skin of an average Negro has an inherent SPF of 13.4 due to the high concentration of melanin.
Check out that darkie.I bet his African sun protection factor is 45.
by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011
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three step protection

A form of birth controll involving a condom, spermicide, and pulling out.
Dude, I knew she was a trappin' gimme' girl so I insisted on three step protection to avoid listening to her lies about protection.
by winston festus the third December 31, 2011
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