Potato-Bucket

The national sport of the Irish.

A game similar to cornhole, but 100% more Irish, and without the weird sounding name.

"Oi Alby, hows about a rousing game of Potato-Bucket?"
"Nah mate, I'm absolutely knackered after that last game of Guinness-Can"

by Irishm8 February 27, 2019

pukey potato

A name for a person with a big mole on his face. He flirts with everyone. Not to mention he is ugly and doesn’t like diarrhea. He is honestly the dumbest person ever.

PUKEY potato stalked me today.

by kessaismybestfriend April 23, 2018

It's all potato

a phrase that means "it's all good" or "It's all fine". Things are pretty good right now.

"How're things at home?"
"It's all potato."

by blahhhster June 18, 2017

Potato ribs

Ribs that stick out farther than usual and can look like an extra mini pair of boobs.

"What are those lumps below your chest?"

"Oh those are just my potato ribs"

by noodletown October 28, 2015

Potato Masher

The act of hiding the evidence that you pooped in a sink or bathtub by smashing your stool with your foot or hand until it has become mashed enough to flow smoothly down the drain. Covering up any evidence that you defiled a bathroom.

I live in a one bathroom apartment but my roommate was using it at the time, so I had to think quick without destroying my pants. So I squatted over the kitchen sink and then proceeded to be a potato masher before my roommate was done in the bathroom.

by Tazo Defines March 2, 2017

Microwaved potatoes

Potato, potahto, everyone makes mistakes.
Microwaved potatoes, is a less common phrase used to describe a mistake beyond repair.

A: "Man I just got fired and my wife found out I was cheating on her online by sending chicks pizzas"

B: "That's microwaved potatoes man.."

by SendingPizza August 29, 2018

Potato Treatment

The act of calling someone a potato. To be used in derogatory/accusatory, and usually comedic context, where other names may be too harsh/offensive. Can be interchanged with other commonplace food items (e.g. doughnut, zucchini, etc.)

"Hahaha omg you potato."
"Potato?"
'Yeah. Everyone I know gets the potato treatment at some point. No-one is safe"

by Moos98 September 17, 2018