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Police

Misunderstood by the public, people who enforce the laws.

4 main types of people that hate the police;

1: The 12 year old keyboard warrior. These people have never had bad interactions with the police before, but they're constantly reading on the Internet about how everyone hates the police and determines that hating the police is the trendy thing to do and decides to hop on the bandwagon.

2: The uppity college undergrad. They sit in Starbucks and blog about how oppressed they felt and how their rights were violated that one time they did a protest that blocked off a main street and a police officer told them to move. This is the same kind of person that will run around with a camera, antagonizing police to get a reaction out of them and then can be heard screaming "I DO NOT CONSENT. YOU'RE VIOLATING MY RIGHTS. I AM AN AMERICAN CITIZEN" over and over again when the officer asks to see their ID and the post the video on Youtube.

3: The felon. Usually brought on by their own stupidity, their arrest still lingers in their mind and they are bitter against the police officers who busted them for dealing pills.

4: The person who actually has a right to complain about the police. This kind of person has usually been unfairly treated by the police, usually beaten during a protest or was illegally searched and or detained by police. Accounts for 2% of people who hate the police.
Type 1:

*goes to Youtube video of police officer asking skaters to leave a property that they're not supposed to be on*

"Fuck the police"

Type 2:

*A guy with a video camera filming himself walking around with a assault rifle strapped over his shoulder*

Police officer: Hey bud, what's going on? What's the deal with the rifle?

Martyr: I DO NOT CONSENT. I DO NOT CONSENT.

Police officer: Would you mind if I saw your ID?

Martyr: ILLEGAL TERRY STOP. I DO NOT CONSENT. I DO NOT CONSENT. (What the martyr doesn't realize is that the police officer asked for his ID, and didn't demand it, which does not constitute a Terry stop)

Police officer: Ok sir, have a nice day.

*Martyr goes on Reddit*

Martyr: FUCK THE POLICE. FUCKING PIGS NEED TO ALL FUCKING DIE. SERIOUSLY ALL POLICE OFFICERS ARE LITERALLY HITLER. FUCK THEM. AMIRITE GUISE???

Type 3:

Maynnnneeee I ain't done nuttin. These pigs just don't have nuttin better to do than harass me. They just don't like me

Type 4:

While I was protesting the new bill that passed, a police officer grabbed my hair and threw me to the ground and hit me with his baton 3 or 4 times in the stomach. He cracked one of my ribs, and I am going to file a lawsuit against the department. My friend caught the whole thing on video.
by KJP1989 June 23, 2013
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police

often refered to as the po po's, police cops, coppers, the fuzz, pigs, rent-a-cops(only referes to security guards and such ,
the police cop stoped me on the street.

a ret-a-cop kicked us out of the park
by kyle August 24, 2004
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polycoolist

A person that uses the word "cool" in different variations of spelling, inflections and meanings.
kool, cool, qool, kewl, qewl etc. Go permute
by Gunkglumb May 19, 2005
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polychickelene

Polystyrene chicken - the stuff that packet chicken nuggets is made out of. Processed chicken, when you bite into it and its full of holes.
6 polychickelene nuggets and a side of fries please.
by nicibes July 28, 2010
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Policize

(PAh-lih-size) To run a government, or create policies for controlling and protecting a group of people. Root word: Policy, NOT Police.
Dave: George; he can't run a government for shit. But Bill; That man can policize!
Dave: Word
by DCMizzle April 25, 2007
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policy making

The act of gathering with you best friends, even sometimes people you don't know, to indulge during the weekend. To consume enough liquid substance so that you cannot walk, talk, or make proper judgments, however you do not end up on your knees in front of a toilet or holding onto a trashcan for dear life. This is typically followed by a day of confusion and a pulse in you head. Most common at colleges, yes, and even in wellness-designated dorms. Not to be confused with "harvesting", the act of indulging in the fruit of the "farm".
Let's meet up at 10 o'clock to do some policy making.

I'm gonna hit up the liquor store so that tonight we can do a little policy making.

Uhh.... All that policy making friday left me with a throbbing head and dehydration. Let's harvest tonight instead.
by Big Red13 April 18, 2010
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Polecat324

Seems legit! Sometimes a son of a nipple or button
Seems legit! You bloody son of a nipple! The button all said by Polecat324 multiple times a day
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