Minecraft

The one thing a virgin can't say no too.

-Joe the dinner is getting cold , and your brother and i have been waiting for 10 minutes for you to come down.
-MOM , I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT.STFU.
-Your grounded . And your dad does'nt love you anyway.

by MongoPsykos December 3, 2018

Minecraft

1. When you like to show off to your friends like a boss.

2. The backup plan to when you get roasted really badly.

3. When you are depressed

"I like 'Minecraft' and I love building keemstar in it!"
or
"I made the house my kidnappers live in!"

by supremepablo December 10, 2018

minecraft

cancer

1 i love minecraft ...
2 no it is cancer

by nbhdfvhsvsdg December 17, 2018

minecraft

pounds his meat

dang. minecraft steve is really into it

by epicroblox December 17, 2018

minecraft

a (game) with 2 pixels max and a guy who breaks brick and wood

-Look at this 5 year old kid he is playing minecraft

by memesmemesmemesmemesmemesmemes February 10, 2019

Minecraft

The one word that has like 100 definitions of being a drug. Like, that's a lot. Why do so many people make that very exact definition?!

Person 1: Hey, do you know what Minecraft is?
Most of these definitions: I T ' S A D R U G !
Person 1: Um, okay...

by YeetMyTeeth February 20, 2019

Minecraft

The best fucking game in the world fuck you all play Minecraft. I <3 Minecraft it is god

Kid: I play Minecraft
Teacher: A Plus
Kid: Fuck Yeah

by Satans Daddy February 21, 2019