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Upside Down Pineapple Cake

This is when a guy masturbates upside down and cums on his own face. Often licking up the remaining cum.
Dude I was was so lonely last night I gave my self an Upside Down Pineapple Cake.
by bullpen 6/3 June 2, 2011
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pineapple pizza

Guy in audience: can we order pineapple pizza?

Gordon Ramsay: You don't put pineapple on a fucking pizza.
by Azzaholic March 4, 2018
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Alaskan Pinecone

When you shit in a condom and freeze it then use it as a dildo.
My girl came over last night and i gave her my fresh alaskan pinecone from last night!
by Hurcules123 September 3, 2014
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pineapple under the sea

A naked girl at the bottom of an empty pool with a pineapple shoved up her anus. Now teams of men fill the pool with loads of semen. Once the pool is fill she swims to the top, removes the pineapple and then proceeds to eat it.
Johnny "I can't wait for tonight"
Smith "Why? Going to a party?"
Johnny "Tonight is the annual Pineapple Under the Sea night! Jane is in for a wild."
by Pimp Daddy Jenkins October 19, 2013
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The Pines

The Pines A.K.A Frankston North ,is a suburb in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.It is a lower class working area.In the 70s and 80s the pines was at its worst filled with drugs street racing and gangs.Right now The pines is a run down Ghetto area in the city of frankston. It still has a bad rep, and if youre in there especially after dark u better watch ya back.
JHON= Hey i got to walk through The Pines tonight,MARK = watch youre self round there and make sure u get out of there before it gets dark.
by 369 August 23, 2007
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pineapple

1) Any antipersonnel fragmentation grenade, but most commonly the antipersonnel fragmentation hand grenade (so called because the grooves on the metal casing are reminiscent of the skin of a pineapple)

2) To kill someone or destroy something with an AP frag grenade. Related terms include frag (to kill/destroy, usually with an explosive device of some kind) and ghost (to kill in general).
1)

Nod Rifleman: ENGAGING GDI FORCES!
GDI Grenadier: Eat pineapple, Nod boy! *primes and throws hand grenade*

2) Looks like Captain Parker pineappled those SAM sites.
by Macavity September 16, 2005
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Pineapple princess

The type of princess that is so rare, that God isnt even sure how he created such a beautiful human being. They are usually funny, outgoing, beautiful, adorable, amazing to be around, very little and very delicate. 1 must never hurt a pineapple princess as there are consequences for doing so. Rumor has it that there is only 1 of these princesses in the world.
Guy #1 : Damn, do you know that new girl named Faith? Shes fine asf
Guy #2: Hell yea I know her. I'm finna tap dat.

Daddy BJ: Nerds , settle down now. Shes not just an object. That girl you're talking about is the most amazing caring fun loving girl, anyone could ever meet. Dont you dare hurt her. Shes just a little pineapple princess.

Faith: awww, omg, am I really?
Shahaley: omg, I wanna be a pineapple princess.

Daddy BJ: being a pineapple princess is not for everyone tbh. Its #notabigdeal
by Daddy BJ May 30, 2018
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