splodey pants

pampers full o' poo.

Oh Cameron, you've got some massive, stinky splodey pants!

by knittzilla January 2, 2008

Pant Prickle

The horribly itchy, rashy sensation you get in your pants after you trim your pubes

Person #1: Shit man, my girlfriend didn't like my bush, so i snipped it, and now i have a killer pant prickle

Person #2: Dude, that's tough

by experiencedinthisfield April 3, 2009

aggy pants

a term used to describe someone who is easily aggitated.

-"your so infuriating!"

-"calm down aggy pants!"

by lois hamper January 29, 2009

high pants

a man that wonders all day in yories pants, then they call over linkin dirt with his umbrella

1. daniel is going to be a high pants, but he already is

2. hey uve seen high pants latly, yeah he hangs out at the rat infested store larry'es with that beaner loranzo,sophia, rebbeca, yorie, eqnalodo and zoo bars brother

by rats.org March 1, 2009

Falsey pants

Andrew Lindenberger

Wow, that guy is such a falsey pants. He needs to get himself a unicorn.

by Ebony Adara June 16, 2013

pants popper

When a man has an huge erection that appears to look like its about to pop out of his pants

"Girl look at him with that enormous pants popper!"

by Ms.Johnson January 11, 2014

TSA Pants

Pants so fashionably tight that one feels as though he is being screened for underwear explosives by the Transportation Security Administration with every step.

Look at John's sexy TSA Pants. You can totally see he's hanging to the left.

by vorduul April 15, 2014