Lodge Poled

The past-tense act of eating the delicious cheesy bread from regional pizza chain, Mackenzie River, and/or the ambiguous past-tense of performing a sexual act.
Example 1: “Me and the homies went to Mack River last night and got lodge poled. My breath smelled like ass after.”

Example 2: “How did your tinder date go last night?”

“Well.”

“How well?”

“I got lodge poled.”

“Nice.”
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Pole Class

Selling handjobs while wearing elbow-length white satin gloves.
Had my first pole class tonight and it totally kicked my butt!
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Glad Pole

Mark presented his glad pole to Ruth and she promptly took him to the bone zone.
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south pole sprinkler

It is when whipped cream is inserted into anus of a recipent, and someone else goes to retract the cream, while recipent pushes said cream in a spraying fashion while gargaling cream...
Her face is ready for the south pole sprinkler..

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Pole Model

A stripper's role model; The stripper all other strippers try to be.
Cynthia: OhMAGod Grrll, that Candie is sooo good at dancin', she is my pole model!
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grease the pole

Bet someone is greasing the pole to that...
IL be greasing my pole to that later...
Grease the pole
by E snow23 January 18, 2023
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scoring pole

What did you do last summer? I spent the summer scoring pole.
by Pauly Pepper November 16, 2023
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