Deuce of Hazzard

To deficate while sliding across the hood of an automobile leaving a streak of excrement behind

That loser thinks he's got the coolest car so I did a deuce of Hazzard on it last night.

by Cletuscrow February 8, 2015

deuce

a vary ugly boy that love attention.

deuce is so ugly

by jadyn jones September 23, 2020

no deuce

Meaning its a tie. Used to say people deserve the help you rendered to them. It is used to tell people they deserve the help.

Man: Hey, thank you for the drop of yesterday.

Woman: No deuce.

Friend1 : Hey buddy, appreciate your standing in for me at work yesterday.

Friend 2: No deuce, buddy!

by toninatho April 11, 2019

Triple Deuce

Two Red Bulls, two Viagra and two lines of blow.

Dude, we need to do a Triple Deuce before that graduation ceremony.

by El Jengibre June 4, 2018

Honorary Deuce

Taking a dump for a fallen/long lost brother in arms.

Person A: Yo did you hear Paw is moving to Toronto?
Person B: Oh shit really man? Gotta take an honorary deuce for him.

by Pins Mcgee December 22, 2013

Deuces Wild

The lucky flush you get between clogging the toilet and having to use the plunger

After clogging the toilet with a huge dump, just before using the plunger, I tried my luck with another flush and it was deuces wild!

by Paulkout September 25, 2021

home deuce

A free and easy bowel movement taken upon returning home from a long trip.

After spending a holiday weekend at a single-bathroom lodging with his in-laws, Johnnie Chicano opened the front door of his residence, dropped his bags and walked briskly to the bathroom, where he released a thunderous and immensely satisfying home deuce that clogged the plumbing.

by Johnny Chicano April 13, 2015