Off On One

Behaviour outside the realms of normal, with respect to the individual.

To do one's own thing.

To 'give the birdie' to the world and make a concerted effort to annoy / piss off / offend as many people as possible in a given timeframe.

John: Er... is Calvin off on one?
James: Nope - he usually chases pigeons on his lunchbreak.

James: Woah - does Miranda usually dance on tables whilst inebriated, sans underwear??
John: Nope - she's off on one.

by mr. duffy March 7, 2010

Off the sushi

You're a fucking weirdo

Yo, man he's off the sushi shit right now, Real Talk.

by jacksparow21 April 30, 2011

Off The Hinges

After Rave feeling

At the after party of Planet Rock at Oakland Home Base back at my telli Room at Jack London Square, Brain Pretegera gave birth to off the hinges..

by Jack Atallah February 15, 2013

off da shitz

When You Are On Excessive Amounts Of Drugs Such As But Not Limited To Xanax Promethazine Codeine Molly And Etc.

Yo Man Did You See Jerry Last Night

Yea Dude I Think He Was Off Da Shitz

Yeahh He Had 2 xanaxs And Like 3 Cups

Of Lean

by IDk October 23, 2013

off-cuts

Going out with a friend's ex girlfriends after they broke up.

ME: I just broke up with Jen
Friend: Nice, I am gonna ask her out
ME: Go ahead, enjoy my off-cuts

by manee October 21, 2014

off planet

Not mentally focused here on earth. Taking a break from thinking. Similar to a space cadet.

Jaimie looks like she's off planet at the moment.

by Kevers Mom April 26, 2014

off fleek

The opposite of on fleek

Not on point

Bad

Her eye brows so bad that they off fleek

by boy if you don't September 6, 2016