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FLAT CHAT

Adjective:
Feigning importance and fraudulently or deceptively claiming to be busy at work when in reality you have sweet FA work to get done.

Synonym: Pretending to be busy at work when you actually are not.
"How are you going today?" "Oh, I'm absolutely FLAT CHAT!" (Sigh dramatically and flutter hand over chest)
by Cactus Juice February 22, 2018
mugGet the FLAT CHATmug.

Shat Chat

A fart, toot, poor or flactuaence.
My dad loves to shat chat and blame it on me.
by JC 24 me January 6, 2017
mugGet the Shat Chatmug.

master chatting

Too engage to chat to another person in an online dating site, then proceed to rub mustard on your "penis" and physically masterbate.
I was master chatting with Jessica all night long .
by Jackoff biotch 123 May 14, 2017
mugGet the master chattingmug.

Chat bare get where?

It’s usually not known where you get when you chat bare but I have figured out where you get in the ancient scrolls of bare it’s stated in the scrolls that when you chat bare you get sent to a far off land called Brazil where some meditation men come and take you away and slap you with a well done salmon and make you shine there shoes so remember to not chat bare
Chat bare get where?
by I_will_destroy_isreal November 2, 2020
mugGet the Chat bare get where?mug.

chat

"Yo chat is this real?"
"Chat is this W or L execution?"
"Yo chat, find this mans IP address."
by obamauncleson February 7, 2024
mugGet the chatmug.

Chat girlfriend

James, the chat girlfriend, got fucked by sigma repeatedly
by Loganw08 August 19, 2021
mugGet the Chat girlfriendmug.

Chat

A word used by streamers to ask the viewers a opinion or to clip the stream.
by President alert:h July 4, 2025
mugGet the Chatmug.

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