hannah montana

The worst TV show idea ever. Miley AKA Hannah is a shitty actress and singer. She has disgusting teeth and a corny accent. The only reason she has a "career" is because her dad is a washed up semi-talented singer.

11 year old: Omg hannah montana rocks i wanna grow up to be just like her!
normal guy: wow big plans for your self huh

by meghan riot April 6, 2008

heidi montag

Franken tits, as Perez Hilton calls her, a woman who is lost in the world, paid for her own voice to be put into a blender and spat out a over autotuned album. was so beautifull before getting 10 surgeries in one day. a sad sad icon of our gerneration.. ANYONE CAN BECOME A POP STAR.

Hey have you herd of Heidi Montags New Album??
-no. who the fuk is heidi montag??

by Bri Bri 123451234 December 16, 2010

Montalvo

a mexican god!

girl1- OMFG! who the fuck is that hella hotty!?<3

girl2- OMG! its Montalvo, he's the sexiest man on earth!!<3

by RAgINg MAcHIn3 January 9, 2010

hannah montana

one of the biggest insults for the female race. also means a fucking annoying Paris Hilton see def. For Paris hilton.

Jenny: why dont u ever get off ur ass and take out the trash. Jeff. STOP BEING A FUCKIN HANNAH MONTANA!

by legofuncms May 4, 2008

rocky mountain gopher piss

A derogatory name for Coors beer, or Coors beer that has gone bad in the can or bottle. The term was popular in the 1970's, when Coors was difficult to obtain in various parts of the USA. Adventurous beer enthusiasts would drive out to Colorado from east of the Mississippi and bring it back unrefrigerated.
Even if re-refrigerated, it was still skunked, considered swill,and difficult to drink.

"That stuff was in Tony's trunk for three weeks; I'm not drinking Rocky Mountain Gopher Piss."

by Nick Estes February 13, 2006

mountlake terrace

a small town in washington state between shoreline & lynnwood. known for teenage drug use & it's rivalry with lynnwood.

"dude, mountlake terrace sucks!"

"hey, at least we're better than lynnwood!"

by angela greene August 21, 2008

mountain dewgasm

An erratic burst of pleasure when drinking the soda Mountain Dew. The feeling is spontaneous and is followed by extreme dizziness. A male's mountain dewgasm may have more side effects.

We couldn't explain the mess from the mountain dewgasm to Tim's parents.

by warnurrrrr May 6, 2007