Sarah's mom

The hottest mom in the world, usually gang banged by someone named John

Sarah's mom is so hot

by Spicyclown999 June 4, 2017

facebook mom

Usually named karen , susan , thelma , etc. posts redneck and minion memes

vania: my mom is such a facebook mom
me: yea, she’s posted 9 minion memes already today.

by ramennoodletampons February 22, 2020

Your mom

the drunk alcoholic chick I banged last night.

Guy one: "Duddddde I banged some hot chick last night, wanna see"

Guy two: "OMGYOUBASTARDTHATSMYMOM!!!"

Guy one: "Your mom?" "She was sweet and drunk."

by D: wtf May 14, 2010

Trevors Mom

Trevors mom could be any ones mom. She is nation wide and known throughout the country. In any sentence, in any conversation piece.... i.e. especially when referring to big holes, open trenches, things blown out, or anything perverse... Just add in trevors Mom.

Dude.... were going on a vacation to the grand Canyon !..... Oh your going to see trevors mom? Tell her I said hi.

by Neerg912 March 20, 2016

Jacks Mom

A fucking whore.

Man I love Jacks Mom. Her cold dead hands feel good on my weewee.

by Jacks Dad July 21, 2020

Ur mom

1. A woman who most likely gave birth to you and raised you. Probably also your dad's wife.

2. An extremely stupid "insult" used by people who can't think of an at least decent comeback to pretty much anything. Usually followed by a random dude who comes out of nowhere and shouts: "OHHHHHH".

1. Kid: Dad, how was I born?
Dad: You see, your mom carried you in her stomach for nine months and then the doctor helped you get out of there.
Kid: Ok, but how did I end up in my mom's body?
Dad: Uhhhhhh... I'll tell you when you're older, ok?

2. Person1: Wow, you're really stupid.
Person2: Ur mom is stupid
Random dude out of nowhere: OhHHhHhhHHhhHhHhHHhhh! GeT rOaStEddddddddddd!!!!!!!!
Person1: Wtf

by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ March 11, 2022

Lululemon mom

A speed walking, yoga slaying, PTO president elitisit. The type of women to ask the waiter for a better table, twice. She's a real nice MILF to have on your good side, but cross her child and her perfectly manicured toes and tori burch sandal is going straight up your butt hole

"Yo Kevin wanna finish our project tonight? "

"No man, I've got a lululemon mom. She'll do it for me"

by Rotisseringchickens June 29, 2016