Melanico 

Usually a olive or naturally tan Hispanic Male or "Chico".

"My Melanico is dark and handsome!"

Melanico by Melanic August 9, 2013

Melanie 

an alcoholic who has a good music taste. she's very beautiful and she loves to diss a girl named s... she thinks that romania is better than albania but melanie is also most of the time wrong.

daaamn melanie

Melanie by rmnug January 2, 2017

Melanie 

Name for a beautiful confident girl.Most likely to have browon hair and eyes.She's sexy and flawless.Most boys fall in love with melanie realy quickly for her personalily and her looks.Melanie is always right!YOU should never argue with a melanie.She has a great bog big boobs and ass also very good in bed.

Dawn that girl is defentily a melanie!

Melanie by Hm46486 February 23, 2017

melanie james 

Melanie James is the most beautiful smart and freaky girl you will ever meet. She would do what ever you ask whenever.

Boy: who’s that freaky girl

Mate: oh that’s melanie james
Boy: she’s turning me on

melanie james by melgirl1313mj04 December 14, 2017

melanie reti 

Melanie Reti is the most kind, loyal, faithful and warm hearted lady, with a beautiful soul and a vibe that you'll never forget. A heart that you could never find in any other human, and a love so pure that you would fall in love without intending to. She is, the most perfect Melanie in the world. Cherish her like there's no tomorrow.

"You're the best and the baddest Honey on earth Melanie Reti"

melanie reti by badst April 23, 2018

melanie 

Melanie is the most beautiful azzlack girl you ever know. shes so special because her mommy is russian and turkish and her daddy is kasachstan and Tschetschenien. she is an azzlack but she can also be sooo cute that you want to eat her. even if she has mecces eyebrows shes the most beautiful girl. her hair is longer than your future omg and shes so sweet small and skinny. if you have beef with her you better kill yourself bcause she can make your life to hell, so dont fuck with her. you need respect even if you are 2 meter bigger than her because she has angst vor nobody. she hates bitches and all bitches cant say something because its Melanie! i love you Melanie my mofugga girl -

Mustafa: oh look, theres Melanie!
Kevin Jeremy: ohh never have beef with her she will fuck your life
isabel: shes my babygirl

melanie by isa killer January 12, 2018

Melaniacholy 

The emotional state of being in which a woman who agreed to a loveless sham of a marriage to a buffoonish real estate heir in exchange for untold wealth must now pretend to be some kind of goodwill ambassador, advocate for causes she knows little and cares even less about, face daily harsh media scrutiny and international humiliation due to her husband's infidelities, general misogyny and overall inability to truly understand anything, really.

Symptoms may include interrupting cabinet meetings to drunkenly ask the Secretary of Defense if the Pentagon has invented a time machine yet.

Me: "Did you watch the SOTU?"
You: "No."
Me: "Me neither, but I heard the First Lady seemed filled with a certain Melaniacholy."

Melaniacholy by Joestatler January 31, 2018