Master Webster

When you really have to take a shit bad and you plan to just dominate the toilet, perhaps even in a way that may even crack the porcelain.

Oh man, that mexican food isn't agreeing with me, I have to go take a master webster

by gr8whiteheight March 14, 2011

Macsterbating

The act of materbating while playing xbox

Person 1: I heard Joe is into Macsterbating.
Person 2: Ya I heard his xbox is really sticky.

by is online April 24, 2011

Macster

Mac owner + Hipster = Macster
A Mac owner (or technology geek) who is currently craving, or in possession of, the triad of Apple products, e.g., the Mac, iPad, and iPhone in order to impress friends or just have the newest and most hip trends to show off to everyone

Parr: "Check out my personal collection of Apple merchandise. And I haven't even sold half of my soul yet!"
Anne: "You're such a Macster..."

by Slawl February 10, 2013

Master-Blasterbation

When a person masterbates while shitting at the same time. Producing a large log (depending on diet) that is for appearance sake cream covered.

Guy 1: Shit son I just got done Master-Blasterbating, shit got a little freaky and messy!

Guy 2: What the fuck is Master-Blasterbation?

by whitekneegrow April 29, 2012

Masterbatingly

Adverb : a state of loneliness so consistent that masterbation is as common or more common then the act of taking a breath.

I am happily masterbatingly single.

by Cheyboy818 December 17, 2015

Macsterbation

The act of mastrubating through your pants while you are in class. While you are preforming this, you should stare at another student, or look at pictures of furries or pregnant mini mouses.

Dude, this one kid we call macsterbation was jacking off in class, and he was looking right at me!

by Sahhhhhh Dude May 25, 2016

MASTER CHIEF

The best most badass soldier ever created and also can take on a legion of (grunts) (jackals) and (elites) by himself

MASTER CHIEF is so badass

by MASTER CHIEF 117 November 18, 2016