Ohio washing machine

When a corn fed ohio man bends a little Oklahoma boy over a urinal and takes him to pound town

Did you hear Asta gave Jef the old ohio washing machine

by Nitemare6969 October 25, 2022

The math ain’t mathing

When something doesn’t add up. Usually used in situations where you are a little bit skeptical.

When Tasha called out today she said she was sick. So why did Jane show me her Snapchat story and she is at six flags? The math ain’t mathing

by BussyPounder69 July 30, 2023

Cape Cod gumball machine

A sex act where a woman masturbates with a live lobster and it lays eggs inside of her vagina. Then, you begin eating her out while simultaneously punching down on her uterus, launching the lobster eggs out of her vagina and into your mouth.

“Man, I’m not feeling too good after Sarah gave me a Cape Cod gumball machine”

by Man from Nantucket July 31, 2023

gas tank for a sex machine

A cute/ sarcastic name for a guy's beer belly

Woman: I like your beer belly, let's go get a beer some time?
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.

by Sexydimma November 10, 2017

LHS Marching Band

A large group of people at Lassiter High School that isolates itself from everyone else. Enjoys spending life playing flutes. See Cult Junkie.

Person a: Hey man what you doin this weekend?
Person b(band junkie): I'd like to do something but I have to spend 46 hours of my weekend practicing and playing at competitions so we can remain number one in the nation!

by Tyler Coleman January 2, 2004

sex machine

More often than not, a male, who without thought or feelings mindlessly pursues women for sexual gratifacation.He eats sleeps and drinks sex. A one trick pony!

Vinny had sex with three different women last night, what a sex machine he is!

by BFCDGF PAMELA AND CAROL October 14, 2007

hype machine

a video game or movie that may or may not be good, but generates a very large amount of hype before it's release.

Gears of War for the Xbox 360 and the last 5 Star Wars movies were hype machines.

by spartan084 November 27, 2006